“Hello, my name is Juliet.”
This intro is inevitably met
With the question “Who’s your Romeo?”
Well, if you really want to know,
I’d be sincere, but truth be told
You’d much prefer a lie.
Growing up in Ohio I’d say, “I’m gay,”
But here no one bats an eye.
My friends prefer to call me Jules
Besides, I’m not really gay
But panromantic and asexual,
So when they ask about Romeo I just say
You know, I’m not holding my breath.
I don’t care about Romeo: just Juliet.