Drink up, my pretty,
forget and be absolved
with this ablution,
liquid sopor solution,
Patented health tonic
and beauty aide.
It’s made with novocaine
for the soul and a dash of eye of Newt.
It’s a potent home-brew,
fomenting hatred for the other,
anonymous sad-sacks one upping each other,
is this the miracle of modernity manifested?
Reddit fiddles a ditty in its virtual home-
The spurned burn as the flames reach Rome.