Suggested as a soft springboard fall back,
poor little rich girl, your bane
was my escape from the mundane.
How will you sleep there?
In the soft corner, nest of noise,
symmetrical bed of months.
What’s the quickest way to kill a year?
Spend it all here.
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We’ll be ever so demure, all,
“Here’s your balance, sir,
Thank you and have a nice day.”